I know this platform is what I use to shout into the void, but in case anyone is watching, I’m not posting much about current events because tumblr is not where I take action. I’m here to escape. Not trying to ignore things. Ok bye
Me: It was so difficult to get to this island, but now that I’m finally here, I desperately need some kind of public transport to get around.
This humble bird in particular:
Dominatrix: No, sorry, I’ve just broken my ankle. There’s no way I’ll be able to host your all-female whip party.
This eager bird, specifically:
Annoying flatmate: Hey guys, uh, can we just have a quick house meeting in ten? Just some ‘stuff’ we need to, um … go over again, okay?
This exasperated bird, knowingly:
Camerlengo at the conclave for the next pope: (sighs) … All right, I thought we all understood the dress code, but obviously we need to go over it again.
This bird, looking around awkwardly:
Me: Gee, I hope this tarot reading says I’m going to make some new friends soon!
some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive
